But can Pete carry her like a baby, tho? She has needs.

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

I wish I could just hug this kid right now.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton issued a statement regarding the shooting at around 10:45 a.m.

God I hate this loathsome cunt

Early reports not looking good? No shit, fuckface.

*weakly* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy, “feminismmmmmm”

Wow, poor asshole baby can’t handle the consequences for his racist actions.

What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t take responsibility for your actions?

This is what your Democrat “compromise” looks like. This is what your milquetoast centrist “let’s work with Republicans” gets you: an evidence destroying torturing liar in charge of the CIA for years and years.

It should be called the Control The Women Bill.

Can’t be the White House. This one isn’t on fire.

Watching the first gif, I really thought a dude was going to pop out of that dumpster.

White people: come get your girl. Holy shit do we not have time for this nonsense.

As an aging Gen-Xer misanthrope who enjoys boozing it up and sarcastically complaining about shit, I must say this looks absolutely delightful.

I absolutely adore the idea of centering a romcom around two people who don’t Human Well. Not a Bad-At-Humans charming guy and a smart girl, or a naive woman and a disillusioned man, but two grumpy, bitter, awkward as fuck humans forcibly bonding over the Social Interaction Hell that is a destination wedding. And…

I vote for Yog-Sothoth. He knows all and sees all, he is past, present, and future in all of spaces at all of times. There will be no leaks because he knows who will be leaking before it even happens.

These are the same people who think cybersecurity is worthless and not needed.