Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Look, she is a woman after all. You just know that once a month she’s gonna be unbalanced and can’t be counted on to think rationally! That’s why Trump was elected, he most certainly is not irrational... once a month.

Omigosh, I came here precisely for this. Two words: Accidental pregnancy.

An abortion.

Must be nice to be able to get a necessary medical procedure without wondering if you’re going to end up broke and homeless afterward, or wondering if it’s going to be the last procedure you can get due to lifetime maximums.

So he’s going to Newt Gingrich her in the hospital with divorce papers? “Sorry I like wives who don’t visit hospitals”

Here’s a novel idea. Maybe don’t say and do things that will look bad. Maybe take the approach that as public employees, the public should and will know what they’ve done and said.

C’mon dude. This shit’s getting scary.......

Yes, lets announce the time and place a high level government official is landing. What could go wrong?

I am married, but would still include my husband in this statement....
Women also have their shit together more than men, 110%. I am seeing this more and more in my age group/friends (27-32). Women have the gumption and drive and knowledge to go out and get the things they want and get it done by themselves. Men seem…

We don’t currently have sexual orientations for the otters but it’s something that we’re discussing right now and considering including in the storylines we’re developing for them.

Right? Like, read the room dude. Now is NOT the fuckin’ time.

That was actually pretty calm and reasonable for Alec Baldwin. Low bar, I know. But still not very different from what a lot of commenters here were saying here when the story broke.

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

But, I thought Hillary was the Hawk and Donald the dove? /s

They could hold sham negotiations over the next couple of months, then just copy and paste the current Iran deal into a new Word document with the only change being that there is a line for Trump’s signature instead of Obama’s, and he would sign and chalk it up as a big win.

Thoughts and prayers for the victims of 45's reenactments at the NRA meeting.

Remember that time we elected a president who didn’t talk about himself non-stop?

“The world reeled for thirty seconds and then returned to its regularly scheduled program, Hell All the Time.”