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Green Lion - Screamer in Congress
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Correct.

What the fuck is Scott Lloyd’s damage?!?

Won’t someone think of the thin white people?!!1!?

THIS

All that’s missing is the patronizing “Young Lady!”

What. The. Fuck.

The sound the steamer makes while steaming eggnog is like a scream of a madman falling into a Lovecraftian vortex.

What a lovely gesture from Mr. I’m Totally Not Compensating for Anything.

They are THAT couple on FB. Got it.

“In a few years, I’ll be dating you.”

I read the article and was IMMEDIATELY tempted to try it. I guess it’s for real.

Ladies, you know what to do! Tweet Mr Grassley a picture of yourself, in a movie theater, with booze!

Came for this, was not disappointed.

I weep for humanity.

I will always star Raul Esparza

I am really enjoying the fact that each picture of Sessions makes him look like Smeagol transforming into Gollum.

I really enjoyed the imagery of this (funnel web spiders scare the SHIT out of me)

“first weaponized bro”