Stephen Miller?

Chances are someone at work will show up in cat ears or dressed like Shrek, and you’ll have to go to a costume contest at lunch, where someone will hand you a hee-larious Trump mask and you’ll be forced to pose for a group pic for HR.

If you ever thought the Phantom of the Opera story was too scary, this is the picture for you!

Matt, nobody cares what you think about this.

This Jane Doe story makes me want to breathe fire.

Reince Priebus is talking to Mueller now

Thank you!

This is now going to a 404 page. Anyone else got a source?

Today can suck my balls

This is glorious and I am saving it for future use!

Yup. Start the clock.

“...Kaylee, what the hell’s going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?”

Someone fetch that man a Scotch.

Is no one going to fix the typo? I want to vote for Siren!

brb crying forever

Babadook vs Baba Yaga is the hardest choice I ever had to make.

I thought it couldn’t get worse than avocado toast, but here we are.

Lol BURN :)

I’m glad they are doing this, but did anyone else click on this article just to see if there was a shitstorm in the comments?