Honestly, I’m surprised he didn’t fire Comey over Twitter.

that the most professional demeanor the Trump WH can think up - to fire someone via TV?

I cannot give this enough stars.

I was unable to laugh.

I greatly enjoyed this comment.

Bud Light. Of course.

That video is so wtf it actually crosses over into interesting.

This this this THIS

I had to immediately go confirm this with multiple sources - I couldn’t believe it was real. What a sick asshole.

My reaction to Charmaine Yoest

“Sporadically exchanged views” is going to be my new go-to euphemism for “small talk.”

I can’t be the only one who thought of this.

I can’t NOT star this gif. RIP purple one.

JFC. Burn it all down.

Huh. I thought there were only four horsemen of the apocalypse. I stand corrected.

Um.

I don’t even follow football and I know that ain’t right.

*full body shudder*

I hope no one ever fucks him ever again.

+1 TMNT reference