Trump on NATO today: ““The secretary-general and I had a productive discussion on what more NATO can do in the fight against terrorism,” Trump said at Wednesday’s press conference. “I complained about that a long time ago and they made a change and now they do fight terrorism.”

He is starting to sound like the North Korean government.

I love that movie. Delicious melodrama.

We have teef!

This tweet makes me feel ill.

JFC. He’s a fucking congressman and he doesn’t know how congress works.

*bursts into tears*

Thank you for the translation!

I read it four or five times....wtf is he trying to say?

“So as a man, I stand before you as president, but if I weren’t president, I wouldn’t be happy to hear that statement. That would be a very scary statement to me because there’s no way we can compete with you. So I would not be happy. I just wouldn’t be happy.”

This, all day long.

That tweet just broke my brain.

I can’t afford a long summer vacation - but that’s why I want it.

As an American, I would also like to know this.

dufuq did I just read.

Fair.

Subtle foreplay in the club is tacky. Chlamydia is at least curable :)

I assumed that was the endgame.

FUCK RETAINERS.