I will admit that I did not give a fuck about voting until 25 or so. But I woke the fuck up in 2008.

Growing up in the age of Trump. I would better for my liver if I were blissfully unaware of his fuckery.

Growing up in the age of Trump. I would better for my liver if I were blissfully unaware of his fuckery.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

I’ve got nothing against Oprah, but if we start to make it a habit of electing celebrities as our president...

That shark GETS ME

My philosophy on VBS is go big or go home. If I’m hanging strap, it’s gonna be bright red or hot pink or neon green. Or black if I’m feeling classy.

If Twitter is what gets this chode impeached, I may implode from the schadenfreude. 

Yes it was!

“the president’s hotel company”

I freaking LOVE “The Edible Woman”!

Love this!

I’m depressed now.

I want to go to there.

Counting down the minutes until some dudebro coworker asks “when is International Men’s Day?!1!”

“Getting rid of state lines?”

Go fuck yourself, Donny.

“We all freeze and die!”

She did not.

There is no bill.