My reaction to Charmaine Yoest

“Sporadically exchanged views” is going to be my new go-to euphemism for “small talk.”

I can’t be the only one who thought of this.

I can’t NOT star this gif. RIP purple one.

JFC. Burn it all down.

Huh. I thought there were only four horsemen of the apocalypse. I stand corrected.

Um.

I don’t even follow football and I know that ain’t right.

*full body shudder*

I hope no one ever fucks him ever again.

+1 TMNT reference

Trump on NATO today: ““The secretary-general and I had a productive discussion on what more NATO can do in the fight against terrorism,” Trump said at Wednesday’s press conference. “I complained about that a long time ago and they made a change and now they do fight terrorism.”

He is starting to sound like the North Korean government.

I love that movie. Delicious melodrama.

We have teef!

This tweet makes me feel ill.

JFC. He’s a fucking congressman and he doesn’t know how congress works.

*bursts into tears*

Thank you for the translation!

I read it four or five times....wtf is he trying to say?