“He gave us this!”

“(with Pattinson still potentially having some more at-bats)“

“They think I’m hiding in the shadows,” he whispers. “But I am the shadows.”

The prison one-take is incredible. Season 2 really was a let down, but after binging the series along with punisher I really was just happy for as much DD as I could get.

Theron’s description of the events paired with her apology (because of course she’s apologizing) sets you up for typical “actors being fussy dickheads with each other” nonsense, but it really does seem like Tom Hardy was a completely inconsiderate asshole who revelled in disrespecting the cast and crew by wasting…

“We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!”

“Aw, that sucks about Yorick. He and I were tight and he was, like, really funny.”

“Am I out of touch? No, it’s the sex and/or city that’s wrong.” 

If they want it to be true to the games there should also be a 45 minute sequence where he runs around an old ruin looking for some way to advance to the next area before just saying “F—- it” and checking a Gamefaqs walkthrough.

The ending of this show was so perfect that I wish they would have just left it alone. However I’m always down for more Lyonne

as Sinestro as the Thinker? WTF is that!

Not as star-studded as (slightly tighter) the 1978 version, which in addition to Peter Ustinov as Poirot had Bette Davis, Maggie Smith, Mia Farrow, Jane Birkin, Angela Lansbury, David Niven, Olivia Hussey, Jack Warden, and George Kennedy.

Sometimes the Internet almost makes up for it’s existence...

It’s Midsummer you need to avoid

Someone that was born in America but spent their entire life in Spain, for instance, is NOT allowed to speak Spanish or have a Spanish accent, because that would obviously be cultural appropriation.

“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it’s your duty as an American to do it! Why should the race always be to the quick? Or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? I say, cheating is the gift man give himself!” 

This article probably made Mike, Kevin and Bill's day.

They should have made her more like the actor and had Miranda lose a bid for political office. 

I submit that Pac-Man and Mrs. Pac-Man have spent plenty of time together, not just through the 80s cartoon, but also in the oft-forgotten Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures. In fact, what I’ve played of the game largely centers around Pac-Man performing mundane errands for his wife and child. She seems to be out of the…