A friend of mine, very drunk, once confessed he lost his virginity to the strains of Remember You’re A Womble. That’s one that’s been kept in the armoury...

They should’ve used DickDickGo instead.

In spite of his rage he still locked his dick in a cage.

The guy who voluntarily locked his dick in an object that connects to the internet does not have any wisdom to share.

I thought the whole point of chastity devices was to be at the humiliating mercy of some asshole who enjoys seeing you suffer.

One of the most baffling things about Cats to me is that Tom Hooper didn’t seem to actually read the lyrics to any of the songs, because there’s a running gag there that he utterly whiffs, and the gag is this: they’re cats. No, I’m not being an overly-obvious jerk. Hear me out.

As I apparently don’t watch enough Fox News, I first heard about MyPillow through an obscure print newspaper comic featured on the Comics Curmudgeon two and a half years ago:

HE’S THE ONE SUING OVER IT?

they are all soft drinks and all other terms are improper slang