Spoiler: the victim actually died after walking into a Halloween in January store without a floor. 

Evil is on brand for GM I guess. 

Going after the coveted furry market. I expect a huge increase in coverage of Disney’s Robin Hood and Zootopia.

“nobody was seriously injured.”

Should have knocked on wood. 

There's a lot of idiots in the world, you want to make sure you're hiring the best idiots. 

Doctor Whooooooo

There is absolutely no way to adapt One Piece to live action without either abandoning the show's weirdness or enduring bad special effects and costumes. 

It was a truly terrible performance. 

Lisa needs braces

Please, please do not adapt the story where he married a penguin. 

Uh, for the money? 

I wouldn't mind seeing Edgar Wright give it a shot. Maybe a live action Lupin III. 

My first thought was "Barsanti hates it, must be good."

One of two egg-laying mammals. Although the platypus would probably prefer non-existence to being mentioned in even the vaguest way in connection to Sonic fandom. 

Hugh Jackman: the perfect man. Discuss. 

I haven't read or even heard of book before but I'm going to guess the twist is that they're all lying and they killed their classmate together. 

No, you’re thinking of “Flesh Rocket” which... actually, that’s not sci fi either. 

Unfortunately awards shows (and thus the network executives who crave them) think 30 minutes = comedy, 60 minutes = drama and The Twilight Zone is a drama. 

I had a senior boss who ended every sentence with "Right?" Meetings were painful.