Look, it's Hanks' fault for naming the guy Chet in the first place. He never had a chance. 

Just tell your American friends that he’s a Piers Morgan who's in on the joke. 

Needless to say, he had the last laugh. 

“Space"

I came close a few times. My university had peacocks wandering around campus and mating season corresponded to exam season. 

Please no posters with the pig on it, please no posters with the pig on it... 

#justice4beth

RIP Wiki Wormhole

And if happen to be black as well you're lucky if the cops even bother filing the report. Not that the media is much better. 

Jimmy Stewart once played Nazi sympathiser Charles Lindbergh so he's clearly also evil. 

Have Mojo Jojo's son be called Mojo Joju and I'll watch it. 

The face of a man literally caught with his pants down

https://youtu.be/qV4sEuDfFo4 

Poop was found on a grassy knoll but they covered it up! 

The only thing that stops a paedophile is a good child with a gun. 

Wouldn't even need to change their name, it just starts standing for Touching Little Children

I'm going to go against the grain here and say I love NFTs. I can't think of a better way for rich people who view art as an investment and don't actually care about the artwork itself to throw their money away on. More NFTs I say, if the physical art market cools enough some galleries might be able to afford works…

The Butt-ler, get it? 

That person not only exists, I’m going to see the movie with him on Tuesday because his wife thinks anything with an R rating is a ‘scary film’ and refuses to go, so I’m tagged in. I'll sit through long monologues on every detail, but I refuse to watch the Netflix MK film beforehand to "get a basic understanding of…

I played the DOOM reboot through twice to Tegan and Sara. Good times.