The Europeans were more than happy to discriminate against each other on the basis of nationality. Post-war Italian migrants, the Irish, calling syphilis the [insert European nationality here] disease. Alliances would be forged on religious similarities, but each country still thought they were superior. Only…

Agent: “Tom! Great news, Ken wants you to play the killer in The ABC Murders!”

[Insert Animaniacs "fingerprints" gif here]

Dictionary.com forgets "sausage" AND "aardvark"

We couldn't even get our cat to wear a collar. We'd put it on, he'd go outside and it would never be seen again. We gave up after four collars so he moved on to showing our other cat how to get one off. In the end we had a collar we'd put on them when they had to go to the vet, so we'd look responsible and not…

How else are we gonna tell she’s a lady?! They already took her boobs away.

The name Kylie Bunbury sounds like a fake Australian name. Are you sure this show wasn't originally about cricket?

An Act intended to reduce anti-Catholic discrimination but named (short title anyway) with a term for Catholics I have only ever heard used pejoratively? Was he trying to trick Protestants into voting for it?

Maybe Kong is the Smith of the video game primate world.

They're called Klarion.

I once got woken up by a phone call asking if I was Ed Solomon. I fled the state before the cops showed up though.

I'm Not Dead But If I Was, an obituary by OJ Simpson.

Born from an egg on a mountaintop