Here, I'll change your life: vodka-infused gummi bears. Make & carry in tupperware tucked at the bottom of your bag. Don't be mad at me when you're banned from the movie theater for BEING TOO AWESOME.
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I currently own a wine purse (my hubs got it for me. He knows me so well) and there is plenty of room for both a bottle of wine and a few bags of candy.
Haha, I was thinking the same thing! Not gonna lie, though I wouldn't be upset if someone replaced my mug with Morgan Freeman's - and I am a pale, pale white girl. But I mean, wouldn't it be great to be GoD??!?!?
I laughed so hard at your comment, I gave myself a headache!
Sadly there is one within walking distance of my house.
And far more dangerous.
When art echoes life....
Jewish lesbian penguins?
I live on an island in New England that is about 15 miles long, and we have EIGHT of them.
Yeah, that cover gave me pause too. I mean, I don't read tabloids and I have seen plenty of horrifying headlines but that one just seemed beyond the pale.
True story: My husband went to high school with a kid named Peter Richard Johnson (or Richard Peter Johnson). They called him "Triple Dick."
Semi-related but I also read somewhere (here?) that more and more babies are having to wear those helmet thingies (technical term) bc parents aren't turning them over enough and their scalps are not forming properly. Tying it to this, are parents too busy/stressed to watch over them? I'd be interested to see if there…
What the fuck. This is the most disgusting crap I've ever read. Leave those poor girls the fuck alone. Why gossip about them?
Other things the public is clamoring to know:
I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.
I agree with everything you said about the series.
To be fair, panettone is like, the worst kind of cake.
Lance Armstrong paid another rider $100,000 to throw the Thrift Drug Triple Crown?
Never has a race been more inappropriately *and* appropriately named at the same time . . .
*immediately adds to movies to watch list*