Lady Gaga also recorded, released and promoted a duet with noted pedophile and child sex abuser R. Kelly, so.

You are a genius!

Nailed it!!

I really love the support that I find on Jezebel for drinkin' away the holidays.

WTf? It's not like she has to clean up all the dropped needles.

But racing rapper... Now THAT I could get behind!

The concept of a Fox News Christmas Special reminds me of a British friend of mine, who would say that certain things were simply "brimming over with wrongability." This is one of those things.

Don't forget snack pie. Snack pie is very important.

For those who celebrate Xmas for non-religious reasons, why not just celebrate on 12/27 so you can get all the sales? I honestly don't get the need to celebrate on the 25th. If that's your only day off work, I can understand, but besides that and religion, what's the big deal?

I am going to go buy ALL THE THERMALS at Old Navy.

And, of course:

As an atheist I would love to receive a card that just said "CARD" or "COLD" just on the basis that it would be hilarious.

I'd rather Mad Men's '90s style give-nothing "highlight" clip previews than the intentionally misleading ones most NBC shows do. If previews were true, SVU would be almost exclusively be about Benson making the wrong decision every 30 seconds.

It's actually REALLY bad. Like, I have to always be muted when I play on Xbox live because the second I say something and they hear my masculine voice I just get swarmed with a bunch of "Dick or GTFO" messages.

Although I do take a little pleasure in being able to shout "Ha! You just got beat by a BOY!" when they…

But at least she's wearing pants! I don't think I've ever seen that before!

I am not really particularly religious, but every time I'm tempted to complain about my holidays, I really do have to remember that at least I'm not in a dirty animal stall attempting to give birth for the first time without anesthesia. Really tends to put minor family squabbles into perspective.

in this thread: white people dont know what to say in fear of being called racists

Wonder why he had to surrender his child at a police station? Hmmm...

This is a second-hand story, but I heard my sister's car got searched while she was crossing the border into Canada, and one was found in her suitcase (she was going to be spending some time at a lovely Canadian friend-with-benefits' house) and the border patrol officer refused her entry into Canada because he thought…

Yep, had me at the phrase "penis cozy".