I hope he grows up he marries an American. I have a whole, King Ralph, scenario in my head.

True story. My grandmother passed on but she was given a rape whistle one Christmas. But going for walks with her was a nightmare because she seemed to think every man wanted to rape her. And so she would always tell me, "Dat man hhhwant to hhhape me".

Sometimes you need to drink to make family tolerable.

I like them too. They get to have the fun of being a royal without all the responsibility. Hopefully he doesn't end up in London Tower later.

I would be so fired.

I really want to read this book now. I wonder what the punishment for reading Cosmo is?

Yes she did. And after seeing her album cover and hearing a few songs it all seems to be a rip off of Missing Persons. Lady Gaga, unoriginal pedophile supporter. Yay.

Me 4. And mine is the week the kids usually go back to school so everyone is too busy to do anything. It's second worst birthday month next to December.

This is going to be the tell all book of all tell all books. It will make Mommy Dearest will look like a fairytale. Chapter 20: Mommy throws Christmas out. And I guess the book will just be called, Nuclear Wintour?

40 is not going to be pretty for her.

Sparrow Face looks almost exactly like Duck Face, am I wrong?

I'm in that area and we didn't get some of our kids presents. But my husband came up with a genius plan to write IOU's and put them in boxes so they could still open presents. The confusion on their faces was the real presents for us. Then we told them they better not lose the IOU of they couldn't redeem them for…

At first I thought Will was flipping Harry the bird and I was so excited. It would nice to know royalty is just like us flipping off family on the Holidays. Or maybe he was giving him the finger because Harry has so much hair and the beard was just rubbing it in his face? Oh, well.

So sad. It's not often you get to enjoy a Gomer Pyle picture. They just don't come in handy that often.

"Wrongability", should be put into all dictionaries toot sweet. If the British are using it that must mean it's a proper word. And Fox was a news channel born of wrongability.

The more I think about it the more awesomely bad I think this could be. I see David Caruso as his monotone father who wants him to quit his racing/rapping ways and go to college. It could be the Flashdance of this generation.

D'oh. Not showing up . You win again, internets.

Good idea. It will help keep your energy up between pie meals.

I know or if they could somehow transfer Goren and Eames to the SUV unit? I miss you Dinofrio. I MISS YOU.

They had me with the pineapple and apples but lost me with the prawns and cocktail sausages. I prefer my edible walls sweet rather than savory.