Yes, the risotto. No one on any cooking competition show ever, ever manages to get the risotto right, even when they're all, "I know risotto's the kiss of death, but I can do this in my sleep." But, it turns out they can't even do it awake for some reason. :/

Tavi Gevinson- no idea who she is but I am snapping as I read the 2nd one.

In my view, that shit that Fitz spouted to Papa Pope was just plain disrespectful to Olivia. "I'm screwing her, you know?… The things I could tell you about the way she tastes…" If I heard that a man I was with talked about me like that to anyone, much less my father, I would dump his ass right quick. I would be…

They always forget that the Dems who voted against the CRA were the ones who left the party and became the current core of the GOP.

I did not have the attention span to get past the first paragraph of this article. I tried to read the last one but got bored. If only there was a drug that could help me.

Welcome straw man, I was wondering when you'd show up. If that did happen to you, I am truly sorry for the evilness of the world. Regardless of whether that or any other instances people toss out are hypotheticals, I stand by the fact that behavior may well have been risky. That doesn't make it their fault in any…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Lots of perfectly nice people have awful children. Having kids is like a box of chocolates, you never know if they'll end up being a douche.

Your name is Chester.

I really want a poster of Bruce in the glass tube. The rest can be chopped out.

Being the ONLY hispanic kid in a predominantly blue-collar industrial town for most of my life - I'm well aware of how exhausting racism can be. That wasn't the point I was making.

Let me get this straight: a black woman tries to teach white men about racism. White men complain. Institution sides with the white men.

'cause everyone in Africa can read Swedish?

Egyptians just can't win here, can they? It's either enjoy oppression under an Islamist dictatorship or enjoy oppression under a somewhat less Islamist military dictatorship.

The constitution says that we have the right to keep and bear arms and shoot people over parking spaces in Virginia. Typical liberal bias.

You know what disturbs and offends me? Cancer, not a woman's body that is battling it. Suck it up Times readers, no one cares if the slip of an areola or the incision from a lumpectomy makes you quiver. These brave women have a bigger battle to deal with.

Mortars are only acceptable at weddings when accompanied with pestles. Then they make excellent gifts.

Growing up in the Church of Christ, I heard the following rationalizations: 1) they couldn't drink their water and we can drink ours so it was ok for them to drink wine but not us; 2) they didn't actually drink to get drunk (and we know this how??); 3) the wine back then did not have nearly the alcohol content of wine…

All that I got from this is that I'm going to drink some wine at 11:47am RIGHT now.