yesssss girl kill that phone

I would get to a pay phone and my Mom would be like "Why didn't you call me sooner?!" Because I couldn't find a payphone...

I legit lost my pager at one point and it was the greatest thing ever. My Mother drove me nuts with that shit. I'd tell her I'd be over at "X's" house watching movies until "X" time. I used to…

And the thief got a bike out of it too, so everybody wins!

Killing blacks and terrorizing a bitch who wants a divorce? They'll probably canonize the motherfucker.

I recommended your post just for the pleasure of unrecommending it a second later.

The Taliban and those of its ilk are really about keeping everyone but a select few uneducated. They're just really harsh on women because they know that if the women mobilize, they've lost the support they've forced out of them for decades.

The biggest freaking problem that I have with all of this is that they never teach a kid how to fail. At some point, in their lives, your kid will fail at something and no matter how much arguing you as their parent do, or how much you try to prevent it, they will have a devastating failure, whether it's academic,…

Oh, Michelle.

1. No idea.

There's only one period shirt that I'll ever consider wearing:

I'm only here to say that when, many lifetimes ago, the great Annie Lennox appeared out of a bathroom stall behind me and thrust her hands into a Paris washroom basin to share the running water I was already using with little more than a shrug and a glance in the mirror into my eyes that said, "Yep, you're right, it's…

Ah, adolescence. My first gf and I made out gratuitously at the mall when we were that age for the shock value. Kids will be kids. Always surprising when people forget this.

Just highlighting what great "Christians" they are!!

Why women continue to support such a blatantly misogynist group of [every foul insult I can think of is entering my brain at once], is beyond me.

Tie those fuckers down and jab them with a shot. Jonas Salk didn't spend his life on this shit for it to be discredited by Jenny fucking McCarthy.

Ur welcome.

Tarantula Craigslist must be real depressing.

I'm sure I'll never get out of the grays but as a long time lurker I finally have something I need advice about: I have a friend with benefits who I have absolutely no interest in dating or doing anything other than sex having with. The rub is that I'm not sure he's actually attracted to me, and if he's not then I…

"Beaver nuggets" sounds like a euphemism for poop. I support your decision.

Fuck everything.