She has outHeathered the entire cast of Heathers.

i think we're gonna need a bigger box.

I thought she'd say this to Cinderella:

I'm mostly cool with people wearing whatever they want, but there's no reason to go out looking like you do not practice any type of hygiene at all. I think you need to at least look clean.

JESUS IS NOT AN ANTEATER!

So this is... the anteat-christ?

I also woke up one morning to discover that I'd purchased 3 of these, although I can't necessarily say I've ever regretted that.

Sigh.

Yeah, pretty much. I actually used to buy into the notion of a cute, tiny, porn star hairless vag, and was always a little self concious of mine. Especially when I used to date a guy who refused to give oral.

This. I'm relatively an old so I've seen more than my share of them up close and personal and in all colors, sizes, etc. I can honestly say that any time a woman was willing to let me get that close to hers, it was the most beautiful one I'd ever seen.

I love those ALL CAPS rants he used to go on on his blog. I had a blog way way way back then I used to this bit where I pretended some random arts & craft blog post had been taken over by ANGRY KANYE

"I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets."

Looking back in time for her for relevancy.

"LookAtMeLookAtMeLookAtMe" said Rihanna, all the time, everywhere.

Or Bernadette Peters who originated the damn role and could still sing it.

"New York's hottest funeral was held today. Located on a garbage barge in the Long Island Sound, it had everything, wailing banshees, drunken eulogies, midget Al Sharpton, and granvestites."

This whole story is so sad. As complicated as this issue is (yes: it's more complicated than "EVERYONE JUST SEW YOUR OWN CLOTHES!" despite the smug if well-intentioned battle cries of the privileged), I do believe it is fixable with consumer and (more importantly) policy-maker engagement.

Brienne of Tarth is the best thing to happen to female warriors since Big Barda. MY GIIIIRL.

WERK.

Definitely! Plus the copious amounts of safety pins... just no.