"I'm not a bad person," DeJesus said, who denied that he had anything to do with the charge. "I'm not a vigilante. I'm desperate to find my daughter. It hurts so much."

Instagram is one of the things that makes me feel old. I just don't "get" it. The second the subway comes above ground, everyone pulls out their phone and just starts scrolling through pictures. But they seem to not really look at them much, just give a second glance

Really, though, as the parent of a teenager, this is a huge problem. Seriously. EVERYONE knows this research is legit, and yet high schools start EARLIER than elementary and middle schools. Why, people?? Why?? My son has to get up at 6:30 and that's if he showers at night and doesn't eat breakfast, just brushes his…

Yeah, looks about right. Terrible, but familiar. My instructor had a thin cane that she would slap on the backs of our legs and butts to get us to "tuck"! Maybe less with the screaming, but my legs are aching in sympathy right now.

Wait she goes abroad where English is not their first language and condemns them for not being able to "spell an American name?"

No, you are the future of law enforcement.

Right?! Pre-chopped jar o' garlic changed my cooking life! So much nicer than having garlic hands for two days after chopping a bunch.

"Hey, did we just write one of the worst songs ever, on every level?"
"Yup"
"Did everyone totally hate it and widely deride it?"
"Yup!"
"Wanna double down?!"
"YES I DO!"

First of all, pre-chopped garlic in a jar is the most amazing thing I have ever discovered.

o god, those boots!

...Is all I can think of

I've been struck by it too, in a "whoa, this is kinda...weird", but at the same time, I love that I'm seeing all that hope. It's easy to be weary at all the loss of life for no damn reason, easy to be angry or to want to give up and say "I want to get off this planet." But Patton Oswalt's post and this Mr. Rogers'…

No thanks. If I wanna hear from an asshole, I'll fart.

My sis was in the casting world for many years and I interned for a summer once, and yes it's that shitty.

"Damn boy you must be the sun because it is physically painful to look directly at you"

Dale Cooper does not approve.

In Germany, first you get the Nutella. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.