She's definitely not playing around.

This cat gets it.

Doing stuff is SOOOOO HAAAAAARD. I'm currently in the middle of a Miranda marathon and just about to start season 2. Luckily I don't have to use energy to start the next episode.

Did you and your fellow workers end every conversations with, "So sue me"? That would have been fun.

Damn, her face. That is one fierce expression and kind of looks like, "I see you and I'm not impressed."

I was a cheerleader all through the late 80's and early 90's and cheerleading has gotten pretty f'ing serious since I was one. Our bows were pathetic to some of these creations. And our routines weren't as elaborate. I was pretty proud of my back flips off the top of the pyramid. Now it's just so quaint.

I also have some mad philosophy skillz

My husband is like that. I figure it's because he's so rarely sick he can just be sick and lay in bed. Since I'm with the kids more I get infected more than he does. No matter how sick I am everybody still wants their damn dinner.

I think I want that to be the theme of my life. From now on I just want to kick ass and free sac's.

Sad and true. Just flip it and now she's a victim of the liberal media.

Every time I see Timothy Olyphant I feel like this.

Because Mimi needs her diamonds and they aren't just going to buy themselves.

And informative. Who even knew you could milk a Tuscan?

This dog looks like he's only gonna tell a fool something once, ONCE. I like his style.

I would love to switch closets with Debi Mazar.

I think today we learned if you need hours of laughter reading Amazon reviews is your safest bet.

The reviews are pretty hilarious. But I found the marathon runners reply about it being snug extra funny. I can just imagine her swigging whatever alcohol while trying to make a 10 minute mile.

Trademark that stat. I feel I deserve at least 10%.

Amazon reviews are a hilarity gold mine. The Tuscan Milk is still one of my top 10 list.

And they were never heard from again.