If there's anything I learned from Tyra and ANTM it's that sometimes you have to create your own wind machine. Smize'ing is optional.

It's definitely better than Home Alone 2 and 3.

It's definitely not how you get a husband.

I don't understand why there isn't a calendar? It would be the perfect gift for the holiday's. And a bonus nude Thayne pullout would not be out of order. I would give all my accrued internet points (+15) for a June Thayne working a Flurgnstow. I'm telling my family to take back all my presents because I just got the…

That was pretty much the most magical thing I've seen. I need more Celery Man in my daily life. Consider that permanently bookmarked.

Yeah, she could be scary and I guess boundaries weren't her thing.

I wish there was such a thing as a Pocket Paul Rudd you could take with you every where you go. If you are having a sad day or someone punches you in the face you can just whip him out and he'd give you a hug. I love him but not in a sexual kind of way but more like he's a magical unicorn kind of way.

It's one of mine too. I worked in a few daycare's and on any given day at least 2 kids a day would do that whole scene and it never fails to crack me up.

That kind of reminds me of some horrible advice my cousin gave me. She had horrible taste in boyfriends. She once told me it was better to be with someone who loves you more than you love them.

Sounds like you were trying to clip his wings when he needs to fly, fly, fly, like the glorious eagle he is.

I'm going to ignore the whole thing and pretend it never happened. Or maybe I will just watch it as God intended it to be seen with one, Ms. Julie Andrews. And then I'll watch Mary Poppins, Thoroughly Modern Millie, and Victor Victoria.

I admit it got to me and it's pretty amazing what they did, but was kind of hoping for some Starship in the soundtrack.

She really doesn't choose till the end. At least to me it felt like she didn't want to be in a relationship while trying not to get killed and wanting to save the people she loved.

I feel like she's about to got to prom and start doing the Hand Jive and I kind of want to go with her.

As in the whole House or just Bruce In The Box? I think they are less annoying and at least have talent. Ahhh, you just got me to totally nerd out with my love of all things Hogwarts.

This is true. I often hear footsteps after 11 and cabinets being opened as well as the fridge opening. How do you get hungry while sleeping. One of the reasons I love sleeping is I know I have at least 6 to 7 hours I'm not eating.

Yes to both those things. But every time I see Devon I always think, "Casper, are you sure?"

Chet Haze in 10 years.

And the dress, THE DRESS.

You can never watch too much Sleepy Hollow. He's not your great, great, great, grandmother's Ichabod Crane.