Soooo....hipster Jesus? He's really werking the look of indifference. I dig it.

Or eat, do you get to eat? My two oldest are full on teens and why are they always hungry? But the nation owes us a huge thanks. We've made sure there shall never be a male shortage like in China. For at least one generation. You're, welcome.

It's past your bed time so turn your interwebs off and get to bed.

If one more useless person gets famous for being a useless human it's just time to shut it down. SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!!!!! We do not need C Haze to teach us about keeping it real. I bet that would be the name of the show. Keeping It Real With Chet Haze.

I heard my 17 yo son call my 15 yo son that the other day playing some x station box type game. I reprimanded him and then spent 5 minutes trying to laugh as quietly as possible. Don't tell them I use it.

He asked for the Betty Boop and it went horribly wrong.

Earlier I thought it was Kenny G.

It this guy Chaze Chet guy ends up with a reality show on E!, I swear I'm going to blow us all up. It's really for the best if this bitch nugget is going to be on tv every week. That's not a world any of us want to live in.

Poor Bruce

Yeah, have they never met him? Because it seems like the kind of thing he'd be 100% behind. And for speaking out he'd say she's just jealous because she's not beautiful enough to be in one of his pageants and blah, blah, blah.

You have made your mouse God very angry now feed him some childrens souls or he will crush you.

I see where my thought process went wrong. I forgot fame demons aren't born with souls but with the ability to make humans ears bleed with the sounds of their squeaky baby voices. Damn you, Satan Seacrest.

I read that in my old prospector voice.

I'm going to give her some Kalteen bars and tell her they're these weird nutrition bars my mom eats to lose weight.

Another lone movie goer. The first time I ever did was when not one single person would go see the Twin Peaks movie with me. I've been a, Fuck it, I'll go by myself, movie watcher ever since. Sometimes I like going alone better than going with other humans.

I thought it was a soulless husk of a Hilton?

Who's this? It looks like Kenny G is trapped into a listening booth and being forced to listen to his own music? This is obviously one of the first 5 circles of hell. Kenny G deserves better.

It seems like destiny with the K name and everything. And it's kind of like the Kardashian's are dragging us all towards hell and this picture just proves it.

I have something in common with Victoria Beckham. I too produced more males than I know what to do with and just like her finally managed to have one female child. But I can't ever seem to get them color coordinated and my sons will not participate in matching family hair do's.