I kind of feel like we just recently had a holiday but maybe I imagined it? Maybe November should just be renamed, Black Cybervember (trademark pending)

How about we get something like this on every street corner and you can order your product and it magically appears?

I had to think really hard about what a Nano was. I actually owned one once upon a time. But I also remember pay phones and pagers.

Oh, I totally would have tried to pet it right before it ate my soul.

That crab ball looks like it was spawned in hell. But I'd still eat it.

I was thinking more of a Golden Girls type show.

Anytime there's a no pants option and someone chooses the pants option I have to question their life choices.

Now Black Friday starts on Thursday? Makes total sense to me. I needed more whipped cream and was hoping to find someplace open. I CAN'T EAT PIE WITHOUT MY COOL WHIP. Only Target and Walmart were open and both had barricades complete with guards.

It's a sad day when you realize the 2000's are almost old enough to drive. Soon they's be going to raging keg parties and having sex. Where does the time go?

I loved her in that. She and Malcovich were magical. Maybe Daniel could do a, Bill The Butchers 50% off Meat Sale, skit.

I guess some people prefer their reality less real.

He's one of those actors like Daniel Day Lewis who just seem so serious that it makes something like this even funnier. I'm trying really hard to think of seeing Daniel being funny but I can't think of anything?

NOT THE PIE!!!!!

Denial and short term memory. Also, it's always easier to excuse yourself for the things you judge other people for. "I did it for the right reasons while everyone else is just freeloading"

I guess somebody has to go first. But I understand your point. I am married to a Mormon and after 20 years of marriage I've learned they do not like change. My husband no longer practices his faith but his entire family does. I wanted to make him happy and took lessons to learn more about the church.

I know many of us reading this are all going to hate ourselves for not thinking of doing that. I feel like the last 7 years of my life has been a waste.

I hear you. My stomach no longer digests food as well as it used to. We might as well just save time and start eating baby food.

I really want some fried chicken and now my dinner salad looks really stupid.

You and your logic just taking the fun out of shooting shit up.

That's gross. I haven't shopped there in a few years. Mostly because for some reason I feel like a part of my soul dies when I leave there. It probably does. But sadly on Black Friday super saver deals beat all.