Just something about the way that word sounds makes anyone who says it automatically seem creepy. P-A-N-T-I-E-S.

Will CTA Digital replace the ipad if your little sweety gets crap all up in your ipad? Once when my oldest was a toddler he awoke from his nap feeling creative. Not having any paper and crayons he decided to use his feces and wall as his art tools. I'm not sure how the professionals at the genius bar would handle a…

If they really wanted to make my head explodes they should have made them say, "Moist panties". The combo of those two words together makes my ears bleed.

To me Marie wins based on the quote from last weeks show, "When I plant a fat-ass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted" If she had a mic in her hand she could have dropped it right there and left with the crown.

Hmmm, special lady bit cups? An untapped market we need to further look into.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Did that! It's painful and the kind of pain you never forget. I was drunk at the time and my lycra mini skirt made it hard to maneuever up there. Bad times.

I agree. I've always wondered what Wang Chung'ing looks like and I have a feeling this kid knows.

Did the jewels let you perform magic? My unicorn sweater now seems less awesome.

True enough. They were on every thing and I mean EVERYTHING. Lunchboxes, trapper keepers, clothes, towels, pajama's, toys, shoes, socks, stickers, EVERY THING. It was our, "Put a bird on it"

Unicorns were the 80's spirit animal.

And it was puffy.

But I really wanted to reverse tansform into a unicorn. Like The Last Unicorn but backwards. Yes, I see your point now. Fair enough.

The unicorn was a little more like this one

Damn it. I had a sweater just like that in the 80's except it was white and I was mocked for it, MOCKED! But my unicorn was puffy. I was born 20 years to early.

At least nobody is having a Chico's kind of day. Unless I missed someone sporting a leopard print sweater set and relaxed leisure pants?

I think we all know Ryan Seacrest is to blame for all this.

Apparently the legend that fell was his face. He needs to stop trying to look like this because I can get into my old cheerleading uniform but it just looks like sadness.

Back in my day we had to smoke our pot from a tin can during a rainstorm with nothing but a book of matches. You only got 10 tries and then you had to use two sticks to start a fire.

I kind of miss that car. I'm not even really sure what happened to it if I maybe just left it somewhere? It had hole in the floor on the drivers side and it was covered with a board. The muffler was held up with a coat hanger and it sounded like a helicopter plus it vibrated pretty bad whenever you would hit 50 but…