I kind of miss that car. I'm not even really sure what happened to it if I maybe just left it somewhere? It had hole in the floor on the drivers side and it was covered with a board. The muffler was held up with a coat hanger and it sounded like a helicopter plus it vibrated pretty bad whenever you would hit 50 but…

I kind of miss that car. I'm not even really sure what happened to it if I maybe just left it somewhere? It had hole in the floor on the drivers side and it was covered with a board. The muffler was held up with a coat hanger and it sounded like a helicopter plus it vibrated pretty bad whenever you would hit 50 but…

Ohhhh, Gaga. Don't keep tweet crying to everyone who criticizes you. It makes you look desperate for approval. And I heard a few of her songs and I felt like I've heard it before. But it's because its a rip off of Missing Persons.

Was Gloria showing Oprah all the fucks she gives?

I guess that was his interpretation of, "The Wall". It was his rock opera and I was totally sucked in as a 16 year old girl going through a break up and wished I was Stephanie Seymour.

What if I told you that the cassette player was in my Chevette?

That's just good business. She could to a whole promotion thing with Vogue but Kim still couldn't make the cover. And as incentive they could offer a cigarette and a line of cocaine as a free gift. To keep you thin. Only the skinny people can buy it.

Exactly. Just bum a cigarette of someone and, WALLA, instant joint.

Ohhhh, the memories. If you can roll it, you can smoke it.

Ohhhhh, the Spaghetti Incident was an afront to all pasta. I blocked it all out. I imagine the Skyliners will never get over what he did to there song.

And if anybody disagree's with us I declare, WAR!!!

You crazy kids and your fancy contraptions. When did a Macgyver'ed soda can or a pencil and tin foil become to good for smoking weed? If it takes more than two steps your wasting time fiddling around with nonsense when you could already be smoking.

Appetite For Destruction was my jam in 88. I feel like Use Your Illusion (1&2) was kind of a bunch of weird break up letters between us. My love for him, much like the UI 2 cassette my tape player ate, died on that day. What the hell was that messiness? But I still love November Rain.

It's my favorite as well but I can't tell if he's coming back in a few "hours" or a few "days". A few hours seems reasonable unless he lost his keys on an a bad acid trip. In that case I would find a few days reasonable otherwise a few days seems like a long time.

I don't think this is fair. The previous winners should all be killed otherwise you can never truly be the sexiest man alive. The new nominees should have to fight it out Thunderdome style and the last man standing then has to kill and eat the heart of last years winner. It seems like the only fair way.

That's is a pretty f'ing awesome rap name. I kind of need this to happen now.

Oh, good. I think it was the whole Fireman thing. I'm sure he would appreciate being mistaken for someone other than William Dafoe.

This list is comprised mostly of men who should never share their inner thoughts. If I'd never heard a single word from either Adam Levine or Ashton Kutcher I would find them sexy. Well, not Ashton, he's more pretty than sexy. But then I've heard them speak words so it killed it for me.

Idris wants you to come sit next to him. He knows you've had a hard day and wants to give you a neck massage and a glass of wine. That's what I imagine is happening here.

For a second I thought Jamie Lannister was Dennis Leary and I was excited to find someone else shared my weird attraction to him. Alone again, naturally. But he was definitely robbed.