Maybe Kanye is just mentoring Ana for her new rap career? I'm going to pretend this is true but I'm having a hard time coming up with her rapper name.

Duuuude, leather mini skirts and vinyl pumps were my go to sexy outfit in the 90's. I swear I had a nearly identical outfit in many color combos(with a much shorter skirt, slut) as video vixen is wearing. I wore it to see Cinderella, White Lion, Gun n Roses, Bon Jovi (4 times, thank you), Skid Row, and Aerosmith. I…

Or in my case I never had enough change and my mom would straight up deny all my collect calls. Pagers were horrible and we often didn't have a phone so I would have to walk a mile to the nearest payphone. I literally had to fight for my right to party. And by fight I mean I had to walk a mile both ways. Crap, this…

I'm going to ditto this but I always like to follow it up with a , HEEE HEEE.

I'm sorry for all those who were stuck with The Franco. I hope you at least got some free liquor. I'm not sure there are enough mini liquor bottles to deal with that mess.

My Puerto Rican grandmother had all kinds of scary stories but they usually had to do with a gypsy or a bruha kidnapping children. Always with kidnapping the children.

I also really loved The Uninvited (1940's not 2008) another very good black and white scary movie. I love old movies.

Perfect song for a witch fight.

I can see her starting some trouble at the school all while Gold Dust Woman is playing.

I guess I thought Zoe was with them. But maybe she was in the swamp with Witchy Nicks and her zombie boyfriend?

I wish this was a sitcom. It's pretty much better than 98% of comedy sitcoms on tv right now.

I'm kind of thinking you're right. It's either her or Zoe since they were the only other witches around when the curtains went up in flames.

What about Stevie Knicks in the swamp? She can bring dead things back and can twirl the hell out of a shawl. I don't think we've seen the last of her.

Some evil child hater, that's who. I still can't put my feet on the ground at night. I'm scared something will grab me. In the morning the won't find my body but in my blood on my mirror it will say, "People lick too". I've been to too many slumber parties as a child.

And even more confusion when you tell tell them you had to find a payphone to call someone back. And if you really needed someone to call you back asap you better either use, #911 or #69. Ohhhh, 90's.

I'm going to assume it is. I kind of think if you were a teenager in the 90's you win with the, "Back in my day we didn't even have phones, we had pagers" argument.

You have not heard the tale?

My first child was 10 pounds and my last was almost 12. I could not get them out the old fashioned way and needed c-sections with those two. Whoever said that giving birth is the kind of pain you forget is a damn dirty liar and probably had a cute tiny baby. I pretty much gave birth to 3 month olds. The vagina never…

All 4 of those faces really need to be hid deep in a vagina. Can I get a more handsome face for my sugar walls?

My purse contains less than 50.00 bucks. That includes my credit card and Revlon lip gloss. I'm living my life wrong.