I'm going to confess something very shameful. I got some really tingly feelings while watching, The Ghost And Mrs. Muir. That was some sexy ghost shit.

I was raised Catholic but this subject was not taught in CCD classes. I have gotten all my updated information from watching Davinci's Demons and The Thorn Birds.

I can't help but replay the speech from Braveheart as I look at your purse. They may take our lives but they will never take our tartan purses.

None of these scared me more than the story of Johnny and the stolen liver. Johnny, give him his damn liver back so he'll leave my stairs. And I still refuse to say the words that rhyme with, Muddy Hairy, in my mirror. As well as the man who makes candy. And you CAN'T MAKE ME! My cousins used to hold me down and try…

I think I just got a contact high looking at this picture.

Snooppussy?

That's some magical shit right here.

So he's a huge paranoid asshole in all aspects of his life? So not shocking. It's always so much easier to make people fear you if they know you have a gun and can get away with using it as you wish. Just claim you feel threatened.

Holy Crap. I remember reading a little about her managerial skills and thinking she sounded shitty. After her new lawsuit I'm thinking she makes Suge Knight look reasonable.

I think his name is now something like, Lion King, Dog Lion, Lion Face, I'm really only sure about Lion being in there somewhere. Unless maybe it's a Tiger name? The true dangers in pot smoking seem to be terrible names and future memory problems.

Daryl and Maya as Karl and Donatella in a road trip movie would also be a great Lifetime movie. I think I'm going to imagine that in my head right now.

I would do pretty much anything to see him with that pony tail, fan, and a small dog. He should prepare by watching Zoolander on a loop.

I was thinking of Vincent D'onofrio but I kind of think John Laroquette is pretty genius.

I was a hostess once and it was one of the worst jobs ever. It was good money but since you are right up front everyone yells at you for everything. One guy made me cry during the Saturday night dinner rush. I felt bad about his overcooked steak and all but once I sat his ass, my job was done. He had a perfectly good…

Yeah, the only people wearing gloves at my school were the people looking for drugs during random locker searches. White gloves would get you a punch in the face.

Aaaack. I don't know how you can come back from shit walls? That is way out of the majority of job descriptions and pay grades. That's the day you need to ask for a pay raise.

My husband has a phone and email, that's it. He's not on any type of social media. I am and so is my family and high school friends and reading posts often reminds me why I moved a few hundred miles away from them. I often think he's the smartest man in the world because of it. He's never even been on Facebook.

A piece of shit in a shower. SHIT IN A SHOWER!!!! That's the day I stopped using gym bathrooms. Maybe it was a kid, which would be weird since there are no classes for kids so why would they need to shower? What kind of human would leave their feces in a public shower? It wasn't a long walk from shower to toilet. A…

How terrifying for them. A new generation of women who will see past their lies and fight back.