Gym bathrooms are the 2nd circle of hell. I teach classes and have learned to teach my class and get the hell out. I once saw a kotex (with wings, it seems important to note that) stuck on a bathroom wall. ANIMALS! The manager didn't seem to care too much.

I can't wait for the Lifetime Bio of his life. I'm just having a hard time deciding who should play him?

I've worked in so many gyms over the years and I try really hard not to use any of the bathrooms. I've seen some bad shit, BAD SHIT. Literally and metaphorically. Gyms can get super nasty.

I'm in.

I adore Kathy Bates and there's only one hour (central) before American Horror Story. Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange, I'm way more excited than I should be.

I'm sure any one of them would suck down a child smoothie if they thought they could get more face time. I really liked the housewives shows when they started. And then they slowly turned into a blood sport I can't bare to watch. Damn you, Andy Cohen.

I feel like I have closure now.

There's always one jerk who has to ruin the weekly keg party by urinating on something. Why do they keep inviting him?

That went horribly wrong.

Their just filled with the Lord.

You just scared the crap out of me.

Aaaaaaaand, scene.

Neither of those titles sounds good. Popular Song, sounds like they just gave up and are hoping it will become a popular song. But I have no right to talk since I really liked Informer and I still have no idea what the hell Snow was even rapping.

EVERY SINGLE TIME my husbands walks in the room when it's on he always says the same thing, "He's the guy from Ghost" No, he's the president. The president of my dreams.

That was one of my favorite campaigns.

I think one of those lady manes was a mullet.

Sweets!

It almost makes me miss menstruating.

Oh, this makes sense. My older children are 14 and up and my youngest is 9 and a boy and loves Adventure Time, Regular Show, and anime shows I don't understand.

"What's up, bitches? I'm here for my abortion and I heard this week is buy one get 3 free. Let's do this shit." Go big or go home.