I think the first one is supposed to be from this photo shoot

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has never heard of her. And I think someone should tell Ice T before he shows up for a concert and finds it's now a Starbucks or whatever.

I think this is what he really meant so say. "Samantha" is a huge slut and didn't want to have sex with me so it's obviously the bunnies fault since she'll sleep with anyone.

Sexy bastard. I get angry at him but I just can't stay mad at him.

1. Who the hell is Ariana Grande?

It really is and it makes me so sad because I love both Sara Michelle and Robin Williams. I'm just going to pretend this show never happened.

I don't know why. It' s much cheaper and does the job as well as any expensive shampoo I use. And it smells 100x better.

Whenever I hear anything related to Nickelback all I can think of is the line, "What's that on Joey's head?" And then I picture this.

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)

Johnson's and Johnson's baby shampoo is greatness. And so is their baby lotion which I really want to buy now.

I guess I was laughing more at a mother who probably annoyed everyone with how perfect she was and protested the game. And then got hooked on it and has crossed over.

I'm in the middle of the book but I always get nervous about Stephen King movies. They are either amazing (The Green Mile, Carrie, Cujo) or they are a huge mess (Thinner, Mangler, Night Shift) I'm still waiting on the remake of IT.

Yes. Keep your women uneducated and afraid. Maybe if they were properly educated they would know there is no reason to fear women.

Or you can just take the morning after pill if you're in a rush.

Speaking of The Shining, is anybody reading Doctor Sleep?

I for one enjoyed your imaginary production of Classroom 237. I kind of wish there had been a special guest appearance by Scatman Crothers.

TEAM FITZ FOREVAH!

But at least with this method you actually get to enjoy it.

What, no abortion? What kind of slut are you?