It's like they enjoy the humiliation on your face. Maybe they are really evil geniuses?

Translation; the Taliban feels threatened by an 11 year old girl. I guess there's nothing scarier to them than young girls becoming educated women who will stop being afraid of them.

At least they didn't loudly ask what that naked guy was doing. At least once in their lives all for of my children have loudly embarrassingly asked what someones problem was.

I have many pasta masterpieces. I usually received them around Mother's Day but they also work well on a Christmas Tree.

In my head she's my best friend.

I'm sure he took it well and didn't blame you for that either. It's the little things in life that make you smile.

It's like jumping off the high diving board. It's scary as shit but there's a pretty awesome feeling when you jump. Maybe you lose your top (worst moment ever at Water World) but you can't actually die from it.

DOOOO IIIIIT! I started singing lessons two years ago under the guise I thought it would help with my day job (aerobics) and it really did. But the truth was I was super embarrassed to admit I just really wanted to.

I know you always need to be a good hostess and make someone feel welcome but there is a line and it sounds like this guy crossed it when he walked through the front door.

Growing up the mall and the roller rinks were always filled on the weekends with horny teens. See American teenagers how easy you have it!

I love that kind of fearlessness.

They must be cousins. I keep the hell away from anything that lives in the wild. They fight for their lives everyday so you know they are not afraid to eat a face if they feel threatened.

She brought the crazy in the best way. "I eat cocaine for breakfast" I haven't laughed that hard watching SNL in a long time. In a way she reminds me of Amy Poehler when she first started SNL.

He's not the first male writer to send letters to another male writer.

Yeah, me too. He was in my top three teen crushes. Stand By Me was on after I'd had my second son and I'm sure it was a combination of nostalgia and the morphine drip, I named my son River that night. Good thing I didn't have a huge teen crush on Engelbert Humperdink.

I see what's going on here.

I have to say the highlight for me was Kate Mckinnon on weekend update giving her GTA review.

That is true. Wedding movies and stories were all about the crazy mother steam rolling the bride or taking over. And the crazy MIL stories were born. I fear my children getting married. I hope they all want to go to the justice of the peace.

There's that moment when you feel yourself tipping over or knowing your going to walk right into that wall and you know nothing is going to stop it. You just think, let's do this and stop fighting it. It has made from some interesting yoga stories.

I've never had any luck with anything for vertigo and I seem to have gotten more in the last few years than I previously have. There have been a few times where I couldn't even drive. Maybe I'll get some ideas.