It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

GOP: Please stop voting for the large, clear garbage bag we filled with the dusty semen of our elders and had a woods witch bring to life with an enchantment many years ago. The experiment went horribly wrong. I mean, sure, the animated bag of old republican semen had a stunning academic run and just, sort of, kept…

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I would say: Oi! Blimey! They’re having a right kickabout in Leicester, innit?

How much talcum powder and beef jerky do you guys typically carry in your cargo shorts to a first date?

Samer: Well, that about settles it! Anything you want to add before we leave, Harry?
Harry: When’s my dad coming back?
Samer: Look man, we’ve been over this. A.J. doesn’t work here anymore.

“No one at ESPN wants Rovell beheaded in Times Square, but many were angry he still gets paid to rephrase #brand #content.”

“Shuttle cleared tower in winter launch.”

This should fix everything right up as the Carolinas historically react so well to ultimatums from outsiders.

“That was fugazi,” Johnson said.

“That was fugazi,” Johnson said

Giants Security Guy: “If you interfere with a fair ball you will be kicked out of the stadium.”

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

Thanks for the confessions, you’re all going to jail.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

San Diego is the best city in California so it should be 3 behind New York and Chicago. Has the right combo of things to do, hot people, attitude about life and good weather.