Why is the Deadspin staff so cruel to Will Gordon? Drunkspin was great.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

Biden probably said, “Alright, kid. Ya gotta bring the goods. But lay off the malarky! That’s mine.”

Fortgang is the best last name to have if you are a couple suing over any sort of dwelling.

“Now, Russ. I’m not just your football coach. I’m your life coach! I want you to stay positive and upbeat. I want you to go in there and melt her panties right off of her. I want you to be the carefully controlled and highly orchestrated explosions to her steel beams.”

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

I’ve seen Drew Magary say FAR worse things about Mayo.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

This stupid wall in front of the store Pigment in North Park, San Diego. HIPSTER BAIT

glad to see there’s still plenty of good-ass kinja to be had round these parts

Even better was the moment the Irish fans gave this Frenchman a reception worthy of The Pope.

In the long run, we’re all dead;

“Heck. I’ll squeeze into a pair.”

Just the fact that he made it this far makes him way more successful than J.J. Redick’s last kid.

LeBron James wears 23

Much like your city, the video has been disabled and is better viewed from elsewhere.

I thought bears usually try their best to avoid being exposed to the light. I guess those are just the Baylor ones.