Lawd. +1

To everyone worried about the poor kid’s health, don’t. He’s totally fine. If you keep watching the video, he gets right back up and tries the same crossover move again.

Holy shit, this hit me like a ton of bricks. One of my fondest memories as a kid was meeting Dave Mirra at the X Games in San Diego in 1995. I remember thinking he was the kindest guy in the world. I was struck by how nice of a celebrity he was because at the time he held basically the same status as Michael Jordan in…

Kinja

Will Leitch has been crushing it off the bench lately.

I thought Canada had finally gotten rid of all its fat cats in the recent election!

Did Abreu ever touch home plate? I wouldn’t Betts my life on it.

/shots fired

Ketchup is Satan’s condiment. It may not kill you, but if you eat it you will be damned to an eternity of misery.

I’m amazed she was able to stay focused on anything at all with a Bear staring her down like that.

Is it...is it peas?

Thank you for writing a Deadspin post while those jokers are doing their live chat.

I sincerely hope this gets answered. Perhaps in a few months, Tomas Rios himself may answer this during a Deadspin StaffChat.

What current professional athlete stands the best chance of becoming an elected politician after his or her playing career? My money is on Buster Posey. Who ya got?

If there’s suddenly a semi-astute twitter account mixing in pop culture references while discussing the NBA Finals, what are the Vegas odds it’s Bill Simmons using a pseudonym? What are the odds he’s already doing that and nobody gives a crap because the writing isn’t strong enough to stand out without his real name…

Thanksgiving 2009. My mom - a pretty good cook who is easily distracted - was putting the finishing touches on a beautiful family meal by cooking down some gravy. As she reached for the corn starch to thicken it slightly, my aunt started talking to her about god knows what. My mom grabs what she thinks is corn starch,…

You are wrong. This shirt should be tried for war crimes.

I was interviewing for a relatively prestigious summer internship during law school. I made it past the first two rounds of interviews - one on-campus with a founding partner of the firm, one phone interview with a senior attorney. I was one of three candidates asked to come in to the firm’s downtown offices to…