Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

Can I please operate your websites for the rest of the day? I will give them back at the end of the day.

Well, at least the posts are about sports now.

Dunking is great because when you get up there and slam the potato into the goal you have a moment to wonder if your dad will ever really love you. He won’t and you have to get back on defense or you’ll be fired from the game by the Captain.

I hate to be the person that has to correct you, but the Masters is a golf tournament.

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

“I can't understand what’s the big deal! The bar ran out of Cincinnati chili, and I just wanted to do them a favor and make some more”

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

This is fine. Honestly I'm more worried when Clark the Cub rocks out.

I loved Rob Dibble on the Daily Show. Why is he talking shit to Carlos Gomez? Stick to acting.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

I like Madison Bumgarner. He seems like a chill dude who would want to eat the raw eyeballs of his enemies, in order to steal their soul/gain their power.

Madison Bumgarner And Jason Heyward’s Beef Wasn’t Really A Beef At All

Some people, when they are deeply concerned, start to cry. I’d hate to see that.

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

Yet another spring training story about women banging big leaguers.