Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

watched the clip a few times to see if the ball rotates the opposite way

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Oh man this movie sounds insanely dark - but also dope as shit. Ben Affleck is the Clint Eastwood of our time. An insane badass and kick shit actor who turns into a epic dopeass director. Sick.. It would be even more dope and sick and kick ass if he was the director and writer of this movie and all other movies that…

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

The Warriors are my favorite team, Albert Burneko is my favorite internet writer, and this is my favorite piece of internet writing.

Nice try, Burneko, but you’re not getting the David Carr Fellowship.

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

Oh, Kobe’s still a vicious, hypercompetitive maniac. But only with people his age.

Meanwhile, John Farrell keeps referring to Pablo Sandoval as ‘Rolls’.

I agree with Barry on this one—it’s not best practices to diagnose. The best practices are ones where you do good hitting and fielding and your dad takes you out to Del Taco afterwards and he says to you, “You didn’t embarrass me today, son, so you can sleep on a mattress tonight,” and then he follows through on his…

It must be hard goddamn work for you to be so wrong.

Greg should not try to run.

What do you mean?

I thought you had your own website for this sort of thing now, Bill.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

As someone whose office bathroom has an odd number of urinals, I can tell you that middle relievers should all be summarily executed.

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.