That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

“Four games?! Ridiculous! That never would have happened on my watch. I’d have him sold immediately.”
“You mean traded, Mr. Sterling.”
“I know what I mean!”

They need to put him through the Craig James’s kid protocol and just lock him in a shed between practices. Though at this point, it seems the Manziel story is more likely to end the way Craig James’s time in college did.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Here’s the number of the suicide prevention hotline in the US: 1 (800) 273-8255

As you said, there is always someone willing to listen.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

Man, this sucks. Too young. Mirra was a pioneer.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

He’s silently laughing so hard at his own jokes that he’s literally holding his side.

Hello unfrozen caveman commenter! It is 2016 at present. Enjoy getting up to speed!

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Giancarlo Stanton of the Florida Marlins and Larry Fitzgerald of the Phoenix Cardinals were unavailable for comment.

Who’s the artist? KRS-15&1?

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
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“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…