What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

Extraordinary Kinja.

It makes no sense. Someone who works for the Browns must be drunk or something.

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

I’m looking forward to this matchup in the second or third round of the playoffs.

Brooks Ford was player of the game with 12 points off the bench.

The LOLVikings moment happened on second down, with 25 seconds left, when they could have had AP punch it up the middle (behind a line that had done a surprisingly decent job of run blocking all night) for 4-5, spiked it on third down at 4 seconds, and then kicked a 44-45 yard field goal to tie it (not automatic, but…

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

Great, I am sure the Australian media will spin this a different way.

Big fucking deal, Australia. Francis Scott Key hasn’t moved in years.

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

After discussing the matter, the first proposed recourse was to do a revote by a show of hands. They soon realized this was impossible, since no one would be able to see Messi’s vote.

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

Live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER: