Zero’s trying to become one’s.

That would be ironic, since Joe McCarthy fought for years to keep Big Red out of government.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

where else could rosa have sat

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

This guy works harder than anyone else. And thanks to his parents, he’ll probably never get senioritis.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.

This is the Deadspin comment section. You’re not talking to anyone, really.

To: Barry Petchesky- barryp@deadspin.com

Poor guy can’t even leave the country and catch a break.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Kid: “You can have my Coke”

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

The Money Team.

Emmitt Smith tried that once.