Turns out the supposedly “betrayed” boyfriend was a manipulative ballbag who didn’t seem to put much effort into the relationship until she finally had enough?

Yeah that text conversation was too real. I feel like it’s definitely something that could’ve happened to me. Well, maybe it did.. Who knows. Lol.

The whole scenario of casting a bunch of real life people as now generic young “sexy” sim characters sounds like a really fucking stupid idea from day one.

Cronenberg’s take on hibernation sickness would have been brutal.

Holy shit you’re right.

I’m not sure if that was ever actually properly addressed in the comics. He mostly goes by Jeff. Probably just sounded right with his brother Aaron. Aaron and Jeff has a decent sibling ring to it.

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

Get Woke, Go Broke.

Nobody cares.

Considering, for example, the mere existence of gay people in games has some people crying “political!”, I don’t think those people are being reasonable.

On a side note, I’d like to know how a black cop ended up named after the president of the Confederacy.

Actually, it’s the weak-minded that would thoughtlessly ignore such issues.  Portraying the inmates of Rikers as just one opportunity away from riotous looting and violence is irresponsible at best, especially in light of what’s come out about the real Rikers prison in the past few years.  

And that's exactly why they weren't doing well, each of those games are expensive and apparently most weren't successful. 

You don’t recognize the double-talk in “appreciat[ing] the hard work” while shutting down the studio?

Would you have preferred they said “fuck you guys. you’re trash and we don’t need you anymore”? It’s PR speak and just being cordial. 

That’s not how business works. You don’t pay people with money that doens’t exist, just because you appreciated all of the hard work and contributions over the years.

You’re not wrong. But sniper or super kills against invaders don’t do anything for the Ace of Spades quest.

And 75% of the times that I’m killed by an invader in Gambit, they were using Sleeper

Cool! Maybe this way I’ll finally be able to start getting hand cannon invader kills.

Go with Spiderman. 

In Cera’s defense, that’s pretty much the only possible response to Aubrey Plaza licking ice cream at you. Well, that and comically tugging at your collar while chanting “Homina homina homina” as a slide whistle plays out of seemingly nowhere.