Turns out the supposedly “betrayed” boyfriend was a manipulative ballbag who didn’t seem to put much effort into the relationship until she finally had enough?

Yeah that text conversation was too real. I feel like it’s definitely something that could’ve happened to me. Well, maybe it did.. Who knows. Lol.

The whole scenario of casting a bunch of real life people as now generic young “sexy” sim characters sounds like a really fucking stupid idea from day one.

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

Get Woke, Go Broke.

Nobody cares.

Considering, for example, the mere existence of gay people in games has some people crying “political!”, I don’t think those people are being reasonable.

Actually, it’s the weak-minded that would thoughtlessly ignore such issues.  Portraying the inmates of Rikers as just one opportunity away from riotous looting and violence is irresponsible at best, especially in light of what’s come out about the real Rikers prison in the past few years.  

And that's exactly why they weren't doing well, each of those games are expensive and apparently most weren't successful. 

You don’t recognize the double-talk in “appreciat[ing] the hard work” while shutting down the studio?

Would you have preferred they said “fuck you guys. you’re trash and we don’t need you anymore”? It’s PR speak and just being cordial. 

That’s not how business works. You don’t pay people with money that doens’t exist, just because you appreciated all of the hard work and contributions over the years.

You’re not wrong. But sniper or super kills against invaders don’t do anything for the Ace of Spades quest.

And 75% of the times that I’m killed by an invader in Gambit, they were using Sleeper

Cool! Maybe this way I’ll finally be able to start getting hand cannon invader kills.

Go with Spiderman. 

Queue all the “skeptic community” YouTubers with their conspiracy theories about how feminists and SJWs forced Insomniac to censor their game because the reflective puddles might let you see up a woman’s skirt or something.

As a filmmaker, this is exactly why my business partner does most of the P.R. talk, because I would just tell these morons that think there’s a downgrade to go fuck themselves and that the world would have been better if their mothers had had abortions. She knows how to be diplomatic, I look at these lifeless incel…

Hey, stupid morons! Go, right now, go do 2 minutes of googling into what a vertical slice is and how much work goes into producing a trailer for E3. Spend two minutes doing the slightest bit of looking into something you clearly know not a goddamn thing about, game development.

Please do that, right now, then shut the…

I wanted a game with puddles, and you’re offering me a game with fewer puddles? Preorder canceled. Let’s make sure this game is a failure to send a message to the fatcats at Sony: we want puddles.

In Cera’s defense, that’s pretty much the only possible response to Aubrey Plaza licking ice cream at you. Well, that and comically tugging at your collar while chanting “Homina homina homina” as a slide whistle plays out of seemingly nowhere.