I came here to say this, thank you saving me the time! For anyone that wants to know about the bliss point without reading the book the Wikipedia entry is pretty good.

PLEASE. Everything I love is terrible for me and everything I hate is good for me.

Quick, someone make a hyperpalatable vegetable. I smell a business opportunity here...

I’m still wondering how they spliced the genes of turkeys with plants to make the thing! Are the seed pods shaped like drumsticks?

That’s a fowl take.

I’m going to cry fowl and flag it instead.  

I’d like to give thanks for this pun by giving you a star!

I expect turkey tariffs any second now.

they don’t really know vegetation either

“the labor union should block a turkey plant.”

This comment is bound to gobble up a lot of stars. 

But now there’s going to be a turkey shortage on Thanksgiving!

Take your star and get out of here.

Glad I’m not the only one wondering about the turkey plant.

Someone’s grandma, somewhere, has these buried in the console of their early-aughts Buick Century.

The man got confused by an electric parking brake. I don’t think he belongs in a manual.

Nah, football’s tonight.

I don’t think anything important happened last night. I recall something about National Astronauts or something, but I don’t think there was a *sport* involved. 

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

How can the flick not be Fast & Furious 9? Considering how the franchise is now can-you-top-this? car porn, the DARTZ Hummer is human Wacky Races ready.

Is it the new movie about two absolute idiots who manage to fail upward and land a left-leaning media property that they immediately set about to turning into a radioactive shithole they wouldn’t be able to give away at this point?