This is idiotic and I truly believe that your company has missed out on tons of great employees due to this policy.  Taking the time to polish my resume and craft it according to the specific job description your company published shows that I can be bothered to care.  And then loading it into your antiquated talent…

Funny thing about its seats. Some hate them, others love them. I’ve been in very few more comfortable seats than in my 2015. And we drive 12 hours a day on our road trips.

I’m 6'9" and when I tried the Mini Cooper in about 2006 I was shocked at how comfortable it was for me. It was one of the most comfortable cars I had ever sat in. There isn’t anything from Volkswagen that fits me. Mind you, ‘Stangs don’t work for me, either.

It’s crazy how roomy they are on the inside. An ex had one, and there were plenty of times where she, myself, and two of my buddies fit in it, and she was the shortest at 6'1" 

Had a 2011 Mustang, wife got pregnant, now have a GTI. Absolutely love it.

My brother babied 2 babies with a 63 cooper

I’d say 90% of the people writing in asking for suggestions would be more than pleased with this (or a GTI) - but they never seem to think of them.

So what you’re telling me is pizzerias are going to start offering fancy pies with “fermented dough” and upcharge us 20%, when all it means is that the dough has been refrigerated overnight?

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

Jeez how about a spoiler warning huh? Thanks to you I won’t be the least bit surprised when nothing happens.

“catered tailgate” is an oxymoron. This is a restaurant serving food on site and not tailgating.  

non peanut m&ms... I often forget those are a thing. It’s a choice that makes itself really, and I don’t even get Reese’s stuff in my country.

I’d still much rather they still exist for the maybe, 5 or 6 more times in my lifetime I get to eat them. I’ll never get the non peanut m&ms.

Is it necessary to kill all variants of the chosen candy as well? Because if not, I could let the plain M&Ms go without too much trouble, as long as I get to keep the dozens of filled varieties they have these days in their place. That reminds me, I should get around to trying the new “hazelnut spread” variant...

Yes, hi, I have a question: what in the absolute goddamn hell

My favorite Honda is the CRX. Specifically the vaguely R2-D2ish blue/silver one the girl I had a crush on in high school drove.  

hell yeah 3rd gen. first honda i ever really really wanted.

Right? Where was this job during career fair?

Unfortunately while true, this is also a non-answer.

MAGA Question: How do I know the President is lying?

Nope. The cost will stay the same because they will just reconfigure their option packages to make you pay for two more options to get the one you really want.