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If it had been Russia, every car involved would have had a camera.

“you have reached your final destination”

Yep, freezing dough works. You are right though, with cookies that are more “dried” rather than baked it would not work as the batter would fall in the freezer. At the same time, you probably wouldn’t be baking those types of cookies for an exchange since they can take a long time to bake.

Dual zone AC was DEFINITELY invented by a married man...

Mine is set around 70. Any warmer than that and SWASS is a distinct possibility in winter duds, an no one wants that. Truth be told, I’m too lazy to remove anything other than my hat and gloves in the winter when inside a car, hence the temperature setting.

Where’s the option to get rid of the rear doors?

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Who you gonna call

That’s a really big c-pillar and likely some hefty blind spots.

“”Sounds like visibility will be decent, too; the A-pillar has been designed to minimize blind spots so that drivers won’t have to spend as much time craning around them to see to the left and right of the car.””

So, Trump brought the McRib back? He should have just campaigned on that promise, and not all the racist stuff.

If they want me to do more than scoff at it, they’ll need to offer a regular cab version that isn’t as long as the Colosseum, weighs less than 40 armed gladiators, and costs less than going to war with the Roman Empire.

Looks like we got a tag team match playa. 

Part of me wants to tell you to shut the hell up because I want them to still be cheap when I have space for a project.

Honestly, the truck he already has is what he needs. But everyone needs a Tracker/Sidekick, so you get a star

I am not into water cooled VWs in any capacity but I’ve always been liked the VW Corrado. 100% timeless? Maybe not. But it could pass for something 10 years newer.

But at least it exists. 

Based on his films, he doesn't

I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.

Another vote for Weird Al. If he came out and did “Eat It” and had Eddie Van Halen come up from a trap door on stage to kill the guitar solo that would be amazing. Have Coolio come out for “Amish Paradise” (he’s always available!) and Chamillionaire come out and rap on “White and Nerdy” (with a Donny Osmond dance