Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen.

What I think constitutes "constant and affirmative consent" certainly includes oral and written statements of consent to acts that include sex, then carrying out a sex act while not rescinding that consent.

Were you sexually assaulted during a performance of your own art piece, during which you consented to any and all acts the other actors decided they wanted to perform with you, and which you were in full control of and could have stopped instantly at any time?

No but an instruction to "do whatever you want" and then him being fully able to say no, but choosing not to, is a absolute minimum a mitigating factor. If he had a sign "take what you want" and they took his watch, it would not be theft.

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

"Yes, because the biggest and most dangerous scandal the Kennedys have ever had with women was definitely Taylor Swift buying some nearby property."

So Maria doesn't like young women who are nice, polite, gorgeous, and have good hearts? (OMG I sound like Adultasaur right now lol)

Nobody should be told about Olive Garden.

It's possible to love someone deeply, and yet not want to put up with their (most likely unchanging, if addiction related) bullshit for all eternity.

I am happy for her and her freedom and colors and weed, but this is honestly exhausting to look at. Seriously, my body is crashing and my brain feels drained of serotonin just looking at these photos. Aw fuck, I am too old for this, aren't I?

I never watched this video, but I have been relentlessly preyed upon as a drunk girl far too many times to count. It makes me sad and angry that someone falsified this because it throws a completely legitimate conversation off track. And of course it's totally shitty for the men who were coerced into it as well.

This is legitimately adorable, Madeleine.

I guess this guy knows her well enough to know that she would think this was cute...I mean it looked like she thought it was sweet. This is why that guy and I would never have been a good match because I would have gone WWE on his face with that chair. You just have to know your audience.

Well the article didn't specify what she was wearing, so we can't be certain she fits all the criteria for the Perfect Rape Victim™.

/caustic sarcasm

Hey everyone, it's "devil's advocate for privilege"!! We knew you'd show up.

I often remind people that Hemlock tea is all natural and completely organic, yet it is not that great for your health.

This article should be on every news site, discussed on every TV channel, and shared by everyone on Facebook on a semi-monthly basis from now until the world ends.