So what I'm hearing is ... this description belongs on the menu at the vegan place?

I politely let him know that I could have asked the kitchen to skip the red if he had asked me before the meal was prepared but that I was unable to accommodate him after he had started eating.

Amen. The most dogs I've ever had at one time is 11, which included a litter of foster 5 puppies and 2 adult fosters. I thought I was going to lost my mind. There is absolutely no way you can adequately care for 31 cats.

At least it's free-range, locally-sourced, organic Sodomite jizz.

Semen flavours...and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

I can't even contemplate how horrifying this is, so I would just like to point out that his facial hair looks like a penis. I think "dickbeard" is my new go-to insult for scum of the earth.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

I like that HuffPo writer's use of grammar. He uses grammar with purpose.

I'm confused as to why this would be confusing. What is there to feel for her besides compassion and support?

"My dream is that every terminally ill American has access to the choice to die on their own terms with dignity."

You know what? I ain't even mad, unlike some of the people on my Facebook.

Probably so. My wife is in an MFA program herself, and she gets whiny dudes like this all the time. It's kind of funny to watch as an outsider because these guys JUST DON'T GET IT. I really think it's a complete and total lack of empathy for half of the world's population.

Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this.

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.