Good to know who that article was for, I suppose. Any chance you wear some kind of warning label?

Sean Hannity just reported this baby was implicit in the #Benghazi cover up.

Arrrgh!! Children are not aborted!! None of this stupid bullshit helps anyone heal.
I wish these people would get another hobby or do something for the actual children that need help! Can you imagine if they spent all the money they have put into these campaigns, into programs to help underprivileged kids? Now that…

I'll never forget the fratboy food expo I once worked with, who spelled "avocado" on the 86 board sssssso wrong, it will never be right for me again. His name was Blaine because of course it was:

Seriously, all it fucking takes is like five squares of TP and a spritz of Lysol or Clorox bathroom cleaner.

I can't wait for this story to morph into a pithy sound bite for conservatives. "Kentucky public school teachers have enough money for weasel dust, something something unions. Argle bargle. Obama."

As a resident of Kentucky, the only thing that surprises me is that it was cocaine and not meth.

Whoa, snippy. Yes, I'm aware, as I have had a baby/epidural. I'm saying you don't have to feel the child BIRTH, as in, the baby leaving your body, which I hear is quite painful, too (ring of fire?). Nor do you have to feel most of the labor. Sure, I felt some intense contraction pain for about a half hour before…

We don't do ignorant people any favors by enabling their ignorance.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

Good on you for writing it up this way. The name needs to come out, but it needs to be the correct name.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

I suppose we'll have to add "Parenting While Black" to the list of offenses that warrant having your whole life turned upside down.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

I'm quite happy with it the way it is, myself. Not calling attention to the attitude will just allow it to continue to spread unchecked and unopposed. If we don't call them out on it, then we just make it that much easier for them to spread their vileness.

You have to remember to turn it to the right setting, though

If a person's success in life can be measured by how many people they helped to keep going no matter what by bringing laughter to their hearts and reminding them of the sheer joy of living, then I have to say: hands down, Mr. Robin Williams, you won. Thank you for all the times you touched my heart and made me keep…

I fucking hate depression. I hate it.

WORST EVER EROTIC FICTION

"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."