Yeah, guys - it was just a joke!

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

The "Not Rape" titty shot is classy and does not scream "I am desperate for attention" at all.