The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

His parents are.

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

I’m in that gray area with you. I take comfort in the fact that she was also charged with unlawful termination, though.

“Naturopathy” is an absurdly lucrative scam. People will pay top-dollar for nothing but assurances and some sugar pills.

Great lede.

It’s small but it’s designed as a proof-of-principle or pilot study, not a large scale epidemiological one. Basically you run a small study to see if your hypothesis holds water and then scale up if it does (like experimenting on animals or ex vivo before doing a human study).

I'd buy that bumper sticker.

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

How many times does this have to happen? Is there some sort of acceptable number of dead children that I don't know about? I feel awful for everyone involved.

I’m craving pancakes now and I wasn’t even promised pancakes this morning. Now I have to go and get pancake mix and it’s very cold today. Damn you, you stupid robot!

Two cops. One suicidal person with a knife. Forget being of some kind of help, if you can’t extricate yourself from that situation without shooting the person, it’s time for a different line of work.

came him a dick to his face

everything I hear about Kevin Smith is that he’s generally a really nice guy, it’s no surprise he’s a good dad too

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.

That “brotherhood” has passed the strictures of a union and become more of a mafia, though.