Omaha is loud and proud about our young, pure, well connected white girls. The Omaha World Herald (a self-proclaimed “newspaper” that is really a republican pamphlet) is more than happy to strut each year’s crop of Stepford Wives.

This is Omaha.  We haven’t left the 80's yet.   

Nebraska would like to represent with their selection of young girls.

It’s at an intersection of Wicker Man and “Rihanna’s Met Ball Costume” that, until this moment, I didn’t even know existed.

Haha RIGHT

It makes you feel incredibly grateful that this has happened to you and you get to have two amazing babies

The last time we had a post like this, it turned out a lot of us Jezzies have didelhpus uterus. I was one, until I had the whole shebang removed in January. I don't even have two vaginas anymore. 

Discovery Health used to have a show that I nicknamed “My Uterus was Silent Hill” because of all the bizarre and gruesome pregnancy-related horror it featured - like doing a surgery on a fetus in fetu cuz it was being too parasitic.

I get what you’re saying, but I also feel like this is yet another manifestation of how shamefully negligent modern medicine can be toward women’s health issues specifically. Like, it seems far-fetched that this woman had two prior pregnancies and—presumably—many other gyno exams without anyone noticing she had a…

A very nice manager at my local acai bowl placed asked why I use DoorDash instead of calling the restaurant directly or using the restaurant’s app. The majority of my orders are for pickup and not delivery. She explained they make more money through direct orders, which I understand. I said I am a bit lazy and do not…

Can we take a moment to talk about dog park Karen’s “apology.” She knew what she was doing. Her excuse that she didn’t makes me hate her more. She doubled down, in her apology she’s trying to make herself the victim again. She’s earned everything that has come her way. And I’m tired of them bringing out out the tired…

That seems to be the theme in most places where masks are required: nothing happens if you don’t wear a mask. Anyone not wearing a mask at this point is doing it to make a statement about freedumbs or whatever, not because they were unaware masks should be worn. Which leaves the staff in danger either way: from…

After a long quarantine stuck with 3 teenagers, I’ve found my ultimate revenge shirt to wear with them in public. They don't understand my awesome taste in fashion and beg me to wear normal clothes. Fuck that shit.

I’m about three margaritas deep so here we go:

This is way more powerful of a message than the standard corporate messaging that’s been filling my inbox. 

I’m crying.

You too, love. Even today, hundreds of people went downtown to help clean up. Which is great! But all I could think was “now we’re further than ever from the entire reason the protests happened in the first place. The story wants to be anything BUT the story of a murdered Black man.”

Did you see the video of the child who was pepper sprayed? Horrifying. Been text fighting with my mom all night about the Seattle protests.
Me: “Property should never be defended with violence, and they were teargassing protestors by mid afternoon”
Her: “But they looted Eileen Fisher!”

Well, Seattle’s on fire tonight; was plenty scary going home, and am leery of going back to work tomorrow.

Shotgunning fanfiction is a life choice that I respect and emulate at all times, but especially now.