I have the same problem with the Tremors series.
I mean, fine, but I’d rather a biopic about Bessie Coleman.
My wine baby is why I stopped wearing pants an hour ago.
Yep. That’s that shit.
I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.
FOREPLAY?! HAHAHAHAHAHAA no. What kind of relationship do you think this is?
Kingwolf, a successful dismount and hasty retreat should never take longer than 19.73 seconds. Anytime you cross the 20 second threshold you risk ‘talking about your feelings’ with the idiot.
For me, a hate fuck is when you’re still physically attracted to the person, but are thiiiiiisss clooooose to being too disgusted by them to still find them pretty. A hate fuck is rough. A hate fuck isn’t necessarily fast, but it’s not leisurely, either. A successful hate fuck ends with me climaxing and being out of…
Oh goddess. I am both laughing and neurotically tidying as I picture this.
I believe he didn’t think that bit through. Or any bit, really. Seems to be a thing with him.
Seriously I just gagged.
I would say it’s not been done well since his mother stopped doing it for him.
Ah Tito, my friend. It works because its not a joke. Contouring makeup, heavy eyeshadow and push-up bras aside, she looks like a vanilla scented pillar candle on clearance at Kmart for $2. And he *does* have higher standards.
I have no doubt that he’s really confused about why she doesn’t ‘clean up’ better. All those coming of age ugly girl movies PROMISED him that all an uggo needs is the approval of a popular man (check) and the training of a couple Cool Girls (Melania, Ivanka, Hope.. what happened girls?! ).
The strongest argument for SHS is that Trump thinks she’s married to Colonel Sanders from KFC fame and is hoping for a three way or some freebies.
Hello, and same, so same.